12 June 2008

The Girlfriends Diet

Only girlfriends can understand this one. This diet is specially formulated, designed to help women cope with the stress that builds during the day

1 grapefruit
1 slice whole wheat toast
1 cup skim milk

1 small portion lean, steamed chicken
1 cup spinach
1 cup herbal tea
1 Hershey's kiss

Afternoon Snack
The rest of the Hershey kisses in the bag
1 tub of Hagen-Daaz ice cream with chocolate chips

4 glasses of wine (red or white)
2 loaves garlic bread
1 family size supreme pizza
3 Snickers Bars

Late Night Snack
1 whole Sarah Lee cheesecake (eaten directly from the freezer)

Remember: Stressed spelled backward is desserts.


Amy said...

LOL, this really hits home for me! Make's me think you were watching what I ate yesterday... I didn't eat the whole sara lee cake though...LOL

jenjenjasp said...

ROFL!!! oh my gosh that is so funny...and oh so very true. ROFL Amen to what Amy said. hahahaha